i don’t see what staying up all night to have sex has anything to do with a pheonix.
GREETINGS FELLOW HOMESTUCKS
AS YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK, HOMOSUCK UPDATED
IT’S BEEN TWO LONG MONTHS PLUS I JUST REACHED 300 FOLLOWERS SO I DECIDED TO CELEBRATE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING TWO FOR ONE GIVEAWAY
HERE’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU A PAIR OF PAJAMAS
I DON’T CARE WHAT IT FUCKING IS
- PROSPIT PAJAMAS? DONE
- DERSE PAJAMAS? ALSO MOTHERFUCKING DONE
- GODTIER PAJAMAS? HELL FUCKING YEAH YOU GUESSED IT DONE TOO
- EVEN TROLL SHIT LIKE WE GOT WITH TEREZI UP IN THAT DRUNKASS METEOR
OKAY YOU LITTLE SHITS HERE’S WHAT YOU GET
- FIVE LUCKY-ASS PARTICIPANTS ARE GONNA GET A PAIR OF PAJAMAS
- AND FOR EVERY FIFTY FOLLOWERS I GET, I’M GONNA ADD ANOTHER ONE
- IDK HOW MANY, SHIRTS ARE CHEAP AS SHIT AND I’M UP TO MY EARS IN FABRIC PAINT
GREAT, BUT WHAT’S THE CATCH?
A’IGHT, HERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKING RULES
- ONE LIKE, ONE REBLOG, THAT’S IT
- SHIT’S ONLY GONNA SHOW UP ONCE WHEN I LOOK AT THE NOTES SO SPAMMING MY DASH IS JUST GONNA PISS ME OFF
- DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS OFF YOUR BELEVOLENT GOD?
- THAT’S RIGHT I DIDN’T THINK SO
- YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME
- OTHERWISE HOW AM I GONNA SPREAD THE LOVE?
- FOLLOWING ME JUST INCREASES YOUR CHANCES
- DEADLINE IS AUGUST FIRST BECAUSE THAT’S WHEN I QUIT MY MOTHERFUCKING JOB, HOLLA
- IF I’M GONNA BE A COLLEGE STUDENT, I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I’M THE POOR BUT DESERVING KIND
- THAT’S IT Y’ALL, PEACE OUT
- MAN, BULLETS ARE COOL
- CREDIT TO CAIROVERCOAT FOR THE BG
They call me Pussy Hands because of my cat-like reflexes.
When you throw the pussy at me I catch it.
Haha! What if this actually happened
This would not be fair
Yeah they’re to awesome
Luna:what.. about it not being fair its a sister race isn’t it
Celestia: Yea, I thought it was
Celestia: “prepare for trouble”
Luna: “and make it double”Luna:” that’s funny… “
*punches Celestia in the face* yes agian!
Celestia: T_T -punchs her back-
Luna: ive always wanted to do this -punchs celestia-
*tickles Clestia and then pushes her* mwhahahahahahah!!!!!
*tickles raindashify*
Who do that!
*facehoofs* you are some of the funnies ponies I’ve ever met…don’t touch me
*pokes blackfire*
GRAAAA! *flips out*
-huggels blackfire- hes mine!!
*hugs back* yeah!
Yep..-continue hugging him-
*keeps on fighting Celestia* this is the best day ever!
Stop
